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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
OMG.....I LOVE the damned picture, even tho', with my impaired vision, I am not quite sure of what all the parts are.
That is one ugly bride. Well, not for a bulldog bride. In that case, she's gorgeous.
I bet she leaves a "gift" in her owner's shoe tomorrow. ;)
For some reason this reminds me of that old saying: Three times a bridesmaid, never a bride. The dog looks as if she's been through this too often to like it any longer.
Love that stray tooth.
Lo,
I have impaired vision, too. I had cataract surgery when I was 43! Thanks for the good eyes, dad. Heredity is a bitch. I wanted to inherit money, not bad eyes.
Louisey,
Thank you for reading my stuff and for your comment. Please come back by often. We have fun here.
The tooth kills me too.
Wow. The arms totally creep me out.
Now if I have a nightmare in which I'm marrying her.
I'll know who to blame! ;)
Very cute. I think that I have seen someone like that around here in SC.
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