Friday, October 14, 2011

ALLEGED Quote of the Damn Day: Alice Walton, Walmart Heiress

To a responding officer after hitting a gas meter:

I'm Alice Walton, bitch!

I hate the damn Walmart, but I dig Alice's special economy with words.

5 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

Awesome.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I thought so, Steph. Have a great weekend, buddy.

Ms. Moon said...

Yeah! Fuck you! I'm Alice Walton!

Lo said...

Arrrrggh! I think I just coughed up a hairball.

Jeannie said...

Sorry, she sounds like an arrogant, spoiled bitch to me. I'd likely slap her face if she spat that at me. But, yes, you do have to admire the confidence.