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Friday, October 14, 2011
ALLEGED Quote of the Damn Day: Alice Walton, Walmart Heiress
To a responding officer after hitting a gas meter:
I'm Alice Walton, bitch!
I hate the damn Walmart, but I dig Alice's special economy with words.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
I thought so, Steph. Have a great weekend, buddy.
Arrrrggh! I think I just coughed up a hairball.
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