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Thursday, October 20, 2011
An Update on the Asshole Terry Thompson's Legacy of Loving-Kindness to His Exotic Animals
I am especially sickened to hear that the Sheriffs in Zanesville, Ohio, shot and killed 19 rare Bengal tigers from that asshole Terry Thompson's collection of exotic animals. I hate Thomspon, and I hope he rots in hell. I also hope the animal that bit him did so while he could still feel it.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.