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Monday, October 3, 2011
Quote of the Damn Day: Jimmy Dean (not the damn sausage guy either)
If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Or at least a notorious one.
Hey- that other Jimmy Dean's sausage is not bad.
But he's not as cute as your Jimmy Dean.
Good morning and much love!
Steph,
Right. Love you.
Ms. Moon,
Good morning back. Love returned many fold.
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