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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Oh noes. You know, those damn hotel showers always have very slippery bottoms.
Food poisoning? Hangover, more likely? Or just plain drunk, stoned or whatever. It could happen to any of us. Me especially.
Same thing happened to me last year. I was taking a shower in a hotel and lost my footing and fell out! I couldn't believe it actually happened. No harm done, though...maybe it helps if you're not a rocker. I thought the same thing you did, "I'm too damn old when I'm falling in a shower..."
I thought he fell in the shower AND shit himself.
I thought maybe he was stoned or drunk, but maybe he just had an arthritis attack.
Jeannie,
I'm guessing fucked up. But whatever. To each his damn own.
Steph,
Old happens. Laugh.
Denny,
I love you, even if you fall down occasionally.
Alexis (forgive me for not typing your whole impressive moniker),
Thank you for reading the shit I write and for your comments.
Syd,
I'm betting stoned or drunk, brother. History is doomed to repeat itself.
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