The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, October 6, 2011
I'm so sure it's about love and not money.
Jesus. There wouldn't be enough money in the world to have to hit that shit.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I was wondering when you were going to discuss this.
They both look so HAPPY, don't they?
She is FUG. She should have left her face alone. I can't believe she was as pretty as she was in the photo of her young. EVER.
I am on your blog catching up and seriously may have to stop because I'm laughing so hard. . . .wooooooo!
damn we needed a disclaimer for the topless photo...... what made her face all wrong as she aged? is that plastic surgery gone horribly wrong?
we saw this on the news this am. i want to send the groom a bag...
xxalainaxx
She had a kick-ass rack 30 years ago!
( Now, unless cosmetically altered ) all I can think of are grapefruits in knee-highs!
xXx
Reva
She looks like Yoda.
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