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Thursday, October 6, 2011
Rest in Peace, Reverend Fred Shuttlesworth
Mr. Shuttlesworth may not have been afraid of whitey, but I am (and I am white!). Fred was a brave and decent human being, and God bless him. He was a cute old guy, too.
Note: I think that saying that somebody was a decent human being after they die is about the nicest thing you can say. Don't you? There are so many indecent human beings in the world.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Bless his valiant, decent heart.
But you know I am on the floor at you saying he "may not have been afraid of whitey but I am." You are so. damn. funny.
Okay. For real, I'm going to stop reading before I split my side.
Doc,
It's the damn TRUTH. I assure you.
Much love,
SB
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