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Wednesday, October 5, 2011
It's Going to Be a Great Day. NOT.
I had to talk to three sons-a-bitches on the way in from the car to my cubicle, and my cocksucking Pop-Tart got stuck in the damn toaster in the break room. I risked electrocution to get it out, and fucker came out in 80 pieces.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Oh dear.
I hope things improve.
Love from me.
I would go home sick.
Love you.
Thanks my lovely Ms. Moon!
Jeannie,
I'm considering it, love.
lol. that is one of those days when ya just want to throw in the towel.
i thought i had a bad day but i think the pop tart thing puts you over the top on this one...
someone north on 75 loves you!
xxalainaxx
Mrs. Miss A.,
And someone west of 75 loves you back!
Such a first world problem... have you tried Toaster Strudels..? They aren't so bad
I used to do that with home made bread. Having to pick that bread out is a pain.
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