Wednesday, October 5, 2011

It's Going to Be a Great Day. NOT.

I had to talk to three sons-a-bitches on the way in from the car to my cubicle, and my cocksucking Pop-Tart got stuck in the damn toaster in the break room. I risked electrocution to get it out, and fucker came out in 80 pieces.

9 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Oh dear.
I hope things improve.
Love from me.

Jeannie said...

I would go home sick.

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks my lovely Ms. Moon!

Jeannie,
I'm considering it, love.

Steph(anie) said...

I hate it when that happens.

drollgirl said...

lol. that is one of those days when ya just want to throw in the towel.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

i thought i had a bad day but i think the pop tart thing puts you over the top on this one...


someone north on 75 loves you!

xxalainaxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mrs. Miss A.,
And someone west of 75 loves you back!

Big Mark 243 said...

Such a first world problem... have you tried Toaster Strudels..? They aren't so bad

Syd said...

I used to do that with home made bread. Having to pick that bread out is a pain.