Monsieur Pingouin's bitch wife tried to spoil all his damn fun! What the fuck is up with that shit? Wives are always spoiling a dude's fun. I'm also guessing that maybe Monsieur's personal hygiene wasn't up to snuff--that may have been a factor too. He may only own ONE penguin costume, so his ass may have to wear that shit every day. If his wife had been nice, INSTEAD OF A BITCH, she might have sewn him duplicates and been supportive AND STILL MARRIED, instead of a naysayer.
Monsieur could save some valuable time and a whole shitload of effort, if he'd just sit the glass on a damn table and use a motherfucking straw. I guess when you wear a penguin costume, and people laugh at you all the time, you have to act all continental and lofty and shit about drinking wine.