Monday, September 12, 2011

Shit SB Says to the Viking at a Downtown Bar Before the Steelers Game on 9/11

If you didn't want to come back here, and I wasn't worried about embarrassing you, I would stand up right now and tell everybody to shut the fuck up. Seriously.

[Unbelievably, the stupid motherfuckers in the bar where we always go to watch Steelers games, talked through the 9/11 memorial presentation before the game. They even talked over Robert De Niro! What the fuck?! SB fucking bit her tongue SO HARD, it's a wonder it stayed attached. I wanted to slap some bitches around. To me, 9/11 is sacred, and I think it should be a national holiday so dumb disrespectful bitches can yak over the memorial presentations all day long.]


8 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Good morning! I love you!

Big Mark 243 said...

Well, I know I would have had your back... and if a motherf*cker felt froggy, they could have jumped..! But I bet they'd be hoppin' back with a limp.!!

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Screw the Steelers game....but I would have paid admission to watch you cut loose. :)

Happy shitty Monday Babe!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I love you back!

Big Mark,
I know you'd have my back. Much love to you.

Happy shitty Monday, Mel. Mondays suck ass.

Nulaanne said...

You know if they made it a national holiday the stores would just put up huge sales, and the day would just be another shopping trip day.

Kathleen Scott said...

The lout behavior maybe explains why priests only give a sip of wine at communion, instead of a pitcher.

Taking a tangent from the post, I'm inclined to poo-poo pro football fandom (I know, elegant choice of pejorative) on the grounds that no one can really identify with a group of oversized, possibly underbrained guys frothing and fighting over an odd-shaped ball.

Except that Denny loves loves loves Dukie basketball and he's only 2 feet too short with the reflexes of a sloth. Which says that even a brilliant man is subject to passion.

And you're entitled to yours. I hope you & the Viking have a good time watching the games and the Steelers win all the ones that aren't played against Cowboys.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nulaanne,
That is likely true, but it should be a national holiday to honor all the firemen and rescue workers--those who were lost that day and those who continue to do the thankless, underpaid work.

Firefighters are my heroes, and I makes no bones about it. They are the best of us.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
The Viking is the Steelers fan. I just root for them because they're his team. My team is the Georgia Bulldogs. I have a very deep love for them, as does the Moms.

I love you. Thank you for reading me. Your comment about Denny made me laugh.

SB