I heard the raft was disappointed.
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
This made us laugh out loud! Love ya babe!
Mel,
I live to make you and A laugh. I love you both right back.
This man needs to be locked up. The incident involving his looking at children through a window while going at it?
Nah. Go to jail dude. Something bad is going to happen and it's not going to just involve a raft.
Wow, get the poor man a blow up doll! His probably got a hole in it and he's come to enjoy the feel of blow up plastic. What a freakin world!
Ms. Moon,
He might enjoy jail. At least the booty he got would be warm for a change.
Jeannie,
Like I said, only in Ohio. Or Savannah. Strange shit happens there, too.
I wonder, did the raft make that squeaky sound like when you rub a balloon with your fingers?
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