The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Yeah, Comrie looks like just the man to evaluate nutrition. Jesus, this country is NUTS.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Oh dear god. That is so wrong.
There must be some pretty huge balls under that belly.
Scary!
He's sure eyeing up the kid's happy meal! Keep your eyes on your food honey or it'll disappear!
Lord his boobs are bigger than mine and I had reconstructive surgery.
Steph,
I doubt it.
Jeannie,
That made me laugh.
Thanks for all of your comments. I love each and every one of you broads.
SB
Um, yeah. Don't even know what to say about this.
Whew!
Terrible. Time for bariatric or something drastic.
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