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Wednesday, September 7, 2011
The Human Race Is Disgusting
The primates might evolve, but we sure as hell don't.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Oh god.
Guh...that's horrible, 30 years?
I saw this a few days ago and I can't get it off my mind.
It's just...unspeakable.
well this could make for a gigantic bawlfest. i am sure the primates will exact revenge sooner or later. we deserve it.
Drollgirl,
I think so, too, babe. Definitely.
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