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Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Quote of the Damn Day: Joe Orton
Providing one spends the time drugged or drunk, the world is a fine place.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Ha! Amen.
I can see the point. But I still prefer to do the world sober.
I tried that once for about 15 years or so... I can honestly say I like it better sober.
We used to say "Being straight is for people who can't handle their drugs".
Oh yea!
Too sadly, I can relate.
Jeannie,
I like it better drunk, but unfortunately for me, the people around me DO NOT.
Ms. Moon,
Me too, babe. Me too.
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