The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, September 22, 2011
This took my level of crazy back a damn notch.
I was banned by Mr. SB from having more cats before the divorce, and then, afterwards, a bitch CATTED UP! I get it, Lynea. I feel you, girl.
She is truly the cat lady. We have three and will be getting another one soon--long story. But not 700--do you realize how much cat shit that would be?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Okay. No.
Um. Wow.
Guess she doesn't have any trouble with mice.
I watch the show on Animal Planet about her sanctuary... I think it is really neat..!
Bless Lynea.........that is 700 cats I don't have to worry about.
I don't know how she manages.........just caring for 3 exhausts me.
I must find the address so I can contribute.
Aha....I have found the address of the Cat House in case anyone else wants to send a donation.
The Cat House on the Kings
7120 S. Kings River Rd.
Parlier, CA 93648
Steph,
No, I guess not. Me neither.
CARRION DOLL!
So happy you are back. Thanks for stopping by. Much love to you.
Big Mark,
I need to check that show out. Definitely. Love you.
Lo,
Thank you for the info. You are a doll. Hope all is well.
I am happy this lady does it right - some of those hoarder people are more cruel by keeping the cats - and letting them die and mummify.
She is truly the cat lady. We have three and will be getting another one soon--long story. But not 700--do you realize how much cat shit that would be?
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