The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, September 23, 2011
Maybe there could be a BIGGER loser, but I'm not sure how.
Why the fuck would a 39 year old (or anybody over the age of 12) want to fucking see Avril Lavigne?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
Guy definitely needs a LOT of help!
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