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Thursday, September 8, 2011
Quote of the Damn Day: Herschel Walker
We worry too much. We worry too much about everything. I think that’s why we die, we just worry too much.
[It may also explain why Keith Richards is still alive.]
Love it! I think they should examine Keith Richard's DNA when he moves on to the other side. He claims it's because he doesn't eat cheese. Seriously. xoxo
If I was one of the greatest running backs in college history, I would not have much to worry about either... his sophomore year, should have won the Heisman Trophy...
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Amen! On all of it!
Too true. Read the rest of your posts earlier on my phone which won't post comments.
Love you!
Love it! I think they should examine Keith Richard's DNA when he moves on to the other side. He claims it's because he doesn't eat cheese. Seriously. xoxo
LMAO...
Ms. Moon,
Of course I thought of you when I posted the Keef part.
Jeannie,
And I love you!
Lori,
I love cheese. Guess I will die young. Laugh.
Hi Akannie! Love to you.
Yep. That is the quote of the DAMN DAY!
If I was one of the greatest running backs in college history, I would not have much to worry about either... his sophomore year, should have won the Heisman Trophy...
Good thoughts. What me worry? Alfred E. Newman had it right.
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