The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
At a certain point, a bitch has to choose between her face and her ass. That point has come.
If she had any fat in her ass, she could have it sucked out of there and put into her cheeks. Since she has none, I suggest she eat a cookie or something.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I have to wonder what in hell inspired her to do that to herself.
Bahahahaha!! I vote for her ASS!
If she had any fat in her ass, she could have it sucked out of there and put into her cheeks.
Since she has none, I suggest she eat a cookie or something.
Her head is looking too big for her body - like Barbie. I could donate a few pounds. Easy.
I think you should be writing the titles for these articles. I really do.
Speaking of asses, you should see my honey's...she dropped a shitload of weight when she got sick. We're both trying to fatten her boney ass up a bit.
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