Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Shit SB Says to the Viking
Here, you can have this picture of me to show your friends. Well, you said you wanted a photo of me. This photo is from about 11 years ago, when I was on honeymoon with my ex-husband, who actually took the photo, but I was really skinny then because I was so miserable. I'll admit your friends might be a little thrown off when they do actually meet me, but what-the-fuck-ever. They'll get over it. It's more important that I look good.
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I have photos like that too - don't look like me at all, but they're the ones you want people to THINK you look like. By the time they meet me? Too late!
Ali x
Oh good, I'm not the only one that does that :)
First impressions are important. With any luck - you'll never have to meet them at all and you'll always be that slim you in their minds. To me, you are perfect anyway because I can imagine you any way I want - and I choose gorgeous. cuz what the hey - I'm the one that has to look at you in my head.
Ali,
Amen, sister. Love you.
Steph,
No, you are NOT the only one. Hope your week has been good so far and that Dan and the squidlings are well.
Jeannie,
Can I look like Angelina Jolie in your head, please?
Dovie,
I worship you. You know that already.
Oh - hey - perfect - Angelina is my homo crush. Her face and body with your personality and I'm in love honey.
reading this made my day.
xxalainaxx
Ha, I am sure that your happiness makes you much better right now.
That reminds me of that Billy Crystal bit about "You look maaaaavelous!"
I miss that.
Perfect in all ways. As are you, dear.
Jeannie,
She is mine too. The Viking thinks she is not ageing so well. I think he is full of crap about that.
Mrs. Miss A.,
Making your day makes my whole day, too. I love you. Hope you are liking the job still.
PF,
Me too. Old Saturday Night Live was SO much better than today's crap.
Ms. Moon,
Not perfect, but loved despite it, and for that I feel VERY lucky.
You are loved too!
SB
I love your viking stories!
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