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Friday, September 30, 2011
More Shit SB Comments to Ms. Moon
I think Cozumel for X-mas sounds like just the ticket. I'd enjoy mass in Spanish more, too, because then I wouldn't understand much of it.
That's exactly why I can stand going to mass in Mexico. All I understand is "Dios." Much more than that and I'm lost. Which is great! I wish we could go to mass in Mexico together, Ms. Bastard. Then we could go get a beer.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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That's exactly why I can stand going to mass in Mexico. All I understand is "Dios." Much more than that and I'm lost. Which is great!
I wish we could go to mass in Mexico together, Ms. Bastard. Then we could go get a beer.
...shee-oot, I don't understand mass in English and when they start up with the Latin, I don't know if they are calling up demons or not..!
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