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Friday, September 23, 2011
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May Fran be in peace with our God and the angles in heaven.
I guess that there might be angles in heaven. Hopefully the ones that make it in to heaven will be Right Angles and the acute and obtuse ones will languish in HELL for all eternity ;-)
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I wish the same for Fran as well...
And may she have her protractor with her.
Dang, I love you, SB. I have been sitting here laughing my head off catching up on your blog.
You too, are loved!
I guess that there might be angles in heaven. Hopefully the ones that make it in to heaven will be Right Angles and the acute and obtuse ones will languish in HELL for all eternity ;-)
Ali x
Maybe there are a lot of angles up there, just like down here.
Big belly laughs from MN.
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