The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Wow. I always thought about taking in a special needs cat, but I don't know about this shit here.
This is some unfortunate motherfucking feline karma. I was thinking about adopting a cat missing an eye or some shit. I don't know about two faces.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Awww, no.
My dreams are bad enough as it is.
freaky. Wonder which mouth it uses to eat. Both?
I have an attraction to the freaks but this may just be too much for me also!
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