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Thursday, September 8, 2011
If American Airlines Treated My Pussy this Badly, My Ass Would Sue!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
i am like 6 degrees of separation to this cat through someone i am friends with on the bookface.
i hope they find that cat soon?
xxalainaxx
The title you gave this post is the best part.
Mrs. Miss A.,
Me too. Poor pussy.
Ms. Moon,
I'm immature, so I thought it was a good one. Glad you enjoyed it.
... uh, I think that is something between you and the Viking... really...
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