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Friday, September 16, 2011
Your Cute for the Damn Day
A red-haired seal. Apparently the poor little guy is an outcast, due to the color of his fur. I think he's adorable. I'm going to call and ask the Viking if I can adopt him.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
He's a cute little freak.
Makes me sad that I had a seal skin belt back in the 70's.
Of course, I had a bunny fur coat in the 80's and bunnies are cute too.
Aw, look at the adorable little fella.
How's it going?
I'm sure the Viking would not mind one bit.
OMG......how adorable! I want him.
Steph,
Ain't he though?
DTG,
It's going just fine, brother. Glad to hear from you. How are classes?
Lo, Ms. Moon, and Mrs. Miss A.,
I adore you all.
Oh My God...so cute. I want him too!
Damn, even seals have haters? Wow!
He is so cute. I hope that someone takes care of him.
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