The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Well, she's Madonna. She has a twenty-four year old boyfriend, I hear. She hates hydrangeas. She directed a movie. I wish I didn't know all of these things about her. And yet, I do. Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. Good morning.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Well, she's Madonna. She has a twenty-four year old boyfriend, I hear. She hates hydrangeas. She directed a movie. I wish I didn't know all of these things about her. And yet, I do.
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. Good morning.
There was more flack about it here - apparently the volunteers helping run the festival were ordered to look away when she arrived. ???
She claims it wasn't her orders but the security company that was hired behind it.
Right.
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