Your Cute for the Damn Day

You're welcome!

ALLEGED Quote of the Damn Day: Alice Walton, Walmart Heiress

To a responding officer after hitting a gas meter:

I'm Alice Walton, bitch!

I hate the damn Walmart, but I dig Alice's special economy with words.

Case in Point About Pit Bulls

This one's owner was clearly a scumbag. I DO NOT AT ALL believe such behavior is inherent in the breed.

Others, who asked not to be identified, said the owner abused his animal -- turning a once-tame pet into a snarling beast.

“I knew him when he was a good-natured and good dog,” said one man. “I took him for a walk once. The dog takes on the personality of the owner.

“If the dog is mistreated, he’s going to mistreat others.”

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/pit_bull_horror_on_upper_side_5M6wZ4Ic1xXJqPc2zGVLAP

SB Is Taking a Sabbatical from the Blog World

I am just burnt out, folks. I will still be around to your blogs from time-to-time, and I will post when I feel inspired, but it's no longer going to be daily.

Thanks for coming along for the ride. I love all of you motherfuckers.

SB

Well-Hung Squirrel

Look at the dink and nutsack on this guy! DAMN.

She's really going to be a fat ass after the baby plonks out of her vag.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2045810/Beyonce-shows-growing-baby-bump-new-Countdown-music-video-gets-1960s-makeover.html

I'm so sure it's about love and not money.

Jesus. There wouldn't be enough money in the world to have to hit that shit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045627/Duchess-Alba-marries-toyboy-Alfonso-Diez-lavish-wedding-ceremony.html

Surely, this is nice legacy for Mr. Jobs to leave

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2045948/Apple-How-iPads-help-children-severe-vision-impairments-light.html

Your Cute for the Damn Day: Pitbull Pup Left to Starve Doing Better

You're welcome!

SB thinks pitbulls are given a bad rap. If they turn mean, I am convinced that people (like Michael Vick) make them that way.

Story of inhumane assholiness here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045893/Starving-dog-jumps-storey-window-SURVIVES-owners-left-die-apartment.html

Rest in Peace, Reverend Fred Shuttlesworth

Mr. Shuttlesworth may not have been afraid of whitey, but I am (and I am white!). Fred was a brave and decent human being, and God bless him. He was a cute old guy, too.

Note: I think that saying that somebody was a decent human being after they die is about the nicest thing you can say. Don't you? There are so many indecent human beings in the world.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045971/Fred-Shuttlesworth-dies-89.html

I think they should have captured this shit on live television. It could have been like OJ's run. We could have all cheered Caroline's old ass, on.

Missed opportunity.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045885/Police-end-27-mile-car-chase-10mph-running-alongside-pensioners-vehicle-knocking-window.html

I am so proud that this moron is from Georgia.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045946/Robber-Stephen-Daniel-tried-hold-store-uniformed-armed-policeman-stood-queue.html

I love the French. I really do.

Ingenious. I'm all for it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045980/France-impose-fat-tax-sugary-drinks-Coca-Cola-Fanta.html

SB will eat almost anything I can get my hands on. Does that mean they will want to euthanize me next?

Assholes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045803/Nevis-monkey-massacre-Critters-ravaging-island-paradise-euthanized-sold-research-dog-food.html

Since when does this ho's family come FIRST?

What a lying scumbag. Good riddance.

She will NOT be missed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045821/Sarah-Palin-announces-NOT-run-President.html