Thursday, September 20, 2012

A bitch DREAMT of losing 30 pounds, but she couldn't even manage that shit.

I wish this old spooge-dress wearing ho would just go away. If she was going to peddle her sorry-assed fucking story, she should have done it years ago. America has moved on, bitch! Please do the fucking same.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206057/Monica-Lewinsky-writing-tell-memoir-needs-money.html

4 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I know this is sort of off-topic but I dreamed last night (really) that Fergie, the former princess and Weight Watcher spokeswoman was on one of those blood-type diets but it was the diet for those of ROYAL BLOOD TYPE! I woke up and thought about that and I said, to myself, "Oh Mary. You are so clever."

Lori said...

Well that is one book that I def won't be purchasing. Yes, we all need money these days. Her story of screwing a politician, president or donkey is nothing new and riveting. Plus Clinton is like Teflon, dirt simply doesn't stick to him because people simply like him. Glad to catch up on your writing again. Maybe you can write a tell all book?

Daddy Squeeze Me! said...

THAT HAIR IS FUCKING HORRID! FUCKING HORRID! ITS LIKE A BLACK FUCKING DEATH HAS SET UP CAMP ON HER FUCKING HEAD. BITCH SHOOT IT! SHOOT THAT SHIT! AND REMOVE IT!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You ARE clevah!

Lori,
So glad to hear from you. Thanks for sticking with me.

Daddy Squeeze Me,
You are tellin' me. YES!