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Friday, September 7, 2012
What My Teacher Told the Dads at a Parent/Teacher Conference When SB Was in Elementary School
Larry, don't worry about her. She could take over this whole school if she wanted to.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
You should have.
HA!
xxalainaxx
I am sure that you could.
fine advice no?? x
I can't even express how refreshing it was to see you on here again. I thought the Nons was going to wet herself with the excitement!
SYD!
I still love you. Always will. Thanks for reading.
Mel,
Much love to you and the Nonster.
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