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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Shit SB Says to a Ticket Taker at the Cincinnati Zoo
Can I get the child discount? I'm actually under 12. I have Progeria.
[I know it's awful. Fuck you. It just popped out.]
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Did it work? Because that's awesome.
haha. ive tried to order a kids meal after ordering a beer. Didnt even stop to think.
Love you
Madi
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