Keep on walking, you old batshit bag of bones.
Compassion is my middle name, peeps!
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Uh. Do you think meth is involved?
Nah, a bitch is just obsessed with walking. One day I ran across her in the park near the dam (this is a ways away from her hood). I think a bitch is on the disability, so she just walks around on the tax payer's dollar all damn day.
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