The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Wade had to act fast and hit that shit while it was still warm.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
I have no words.
Some men are really fucked up. Though from the mug shot, it might be the only way he'd ever get laid.
Or maybe he'd given her the date rape drug, and didn't know she died until she started to cool off.
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