One of my really kind of gross-fat co-workers was discussing reading the soft
porno Shades of Gray book with another co-worker, who is pretty hot. I’ll bet he
could have fucking puked. She said to him: If you weren’t horny before you started
reading, you will be after. Yuck. I don’t need that mental fucking picture this
early. She’s a really BIG girl, with a rumply butt. I like to think she NEVER EVER gets naked, let alone contemplates the sex act. I can hardly stand to see
her fat ass clothed.
Hey, if I have to suffer BEFORE breakfast, so do you motherfuckers! Actually, the co-worker's butt is WAY WORSE than this. I haven't seen that shit naked, of course. Thank fucking Jesus for small favors.
Friday, September 7, 2012
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And these e-mails are why I consider myself one of the luckiest women in the world.
And they frequently, as you know, save my life.
NO, I AM MAS LUCKY-ER, I ASSURE YOU.
Not a pretty scene.
I was bitching about this the other day. OMG the moms that bring their kids in for fillings and sit there reading that book and making eyes at the doc. Gah!!
I have to sadly admit that after much nagging I did TRY to read it. First it's so badly written that I couldn't stand it (and I'm not a literary snob by any means). I only made it through a few chapters and decided that I didn't want to die knowing I had wasted hours of my life reading that shit.
Anyway, why read it when you can DO it!
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