Friday, September 7, 2012

MEAN Shit SB Writes to Her Hero, Ms. Moon

One of my really kind of gross-fat co-workers was discussing reading the soft porno Shades of Gray book with another co-worker, who is pretty hot. I’ll bet he could have fucking puked. She said to him: If you weren’t horny before you started reading, you will be after. Yuck. I don’t need that mental fucking picture this early. She’s a really BIG girl, with a rumply butt. I like to think she NEVER EVER gets naked, let alone contemplates the sex act. I can hardly stand to see her fat ass clothed.

Hey, if I have to suffer BEFORE breakfast, so do you motherfuckers! Actually, the co-worker's butt is WAY WORSE than this. I haven't seen that shit naked, of course. Thank fucking Jesus for small favors.


Ms. Moon said...

And these e-mails are why I consider myself one of the luckiest women in the world.
And they frequently, as you know, save my life.

Sarcastic Bastard said...


Syd said...

Not a pretty scene.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I was bitching about this the other day. OMG the moms that bring their kids in for fillings and sit there reading that book and making eyes at the doc. Gah!!

I have to sadly admit that after much nagging I did TRY to read it. First it's so badly written that I couldn't stand it (and I'm not a literary snob by any means). I only made it through a few chapters and decided that I didn't want to die knowing I had wasted hours of my life reading that shit.

Anyway, why read it when you can DO it!