I'm Damn Sick of Hearing About Another Damn Angel in Heaven

I wish I had had the privilege to meet her because I am sure that she would have been an amazing friend. May you rest in peace Kelly. We may have lost but the heavens have surely gained another Angel!

Please, if you're going to add a message of condolence to a damn online memorial guestbook, take the time to write something original! Jesus fucking H.

And if I die on the way home tonight, you motherfuckers HAD BETTER FUCKING NOT put that fucking angel shit in my guestbook! Put something honest like: She was depressed for most of her life, and I know she is greatly relieved to be dead finally. Bitch liked to sleep (and didn't like to work EVER), so now she can do that shit full time.

Quote of the Damn Day: Richard Hell

My feeling is that most of the problems of history have been caused by people who are sure they know how other people should act.

[SB's feeling is that Richard Hell is pretty damn smart.]

Bitch Is Sane If You Ask Me

From an old newspaper article discussing a woman committed to the infamous Dunning Asylum:

Catherine T. is 56, and has been a terror to her family for seventeen years, or since the birth of her last child. Her doctor testified that she was something like a wild cat, when he was called in to see her; has been ill for six months, her husband thinking at first it was temper from her scolding so much. "All the same," she interrupted, "I have cooked and washed all along for the whole family, and I wish I was dead." But this is not necessary, for her way is paid to Dunning, over which preside very womanly and scientific women, who will soon have her in a convalescent condition, and in a mood grateful for the privilege of living [and serving her Lord and Master, her dickhead husband].

The part in brackets is written by my ass, if you couldn't figure that shit out.

More Shit SB Says

Right after the honeymoon, a woman packs away the sexy underwear and unpacks the granny panties. Beware motherfucker! You have been warned. There is an expiration date on sexy.

Shit SB Says

It's good to be bisexual. It doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I Want to Live in Jo Wood's House

If this shit isn't fucking enchanting, then I don't know what.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1298502/Rolling-Stones-party-palace-13m.html

My Favorite Show (Along with Californication)

I hate when people go on and on about their favorite TV series (my bitchin' eyeballs start to glaze), so now my ass is going to do exactly that. SB is exempt from the shit that applies to other people!

Rescue Me is highly recommended. Two dicks up! The writing is so clever, it makes my ass envious. Tommy Gavin (played by co-writer Denis Leary) may be my all-time favorite TV character. Fucker is a damn mess and I dig him. We women want to fix hot messes (note that shit, men!). As a side note, Leary may have the greatest hair in the history of man. This shit is important, people!

I'm not Roger Ebert, so I'm not going to give you a damn synopsis of the show. Just watch that shit.

Note: You may have to watch a few episodes of the show to catch on, but hang in. It's SO worth it. I didn't start watching until the third season. I'm really glad I did. It has changed my WHOLE ENTIRE life. Well, not really.

Uhhhhmmmm, Okay

My Gang Stalking still continues, some days it’s all that I can do not to wish the snitches away, but that would mean wishing pretty much all people away. (I am ok with that.) I like my alone time. I love my privacy, to have that taken away has been a real violation. I don’t mind my privacy invaded by people who have my best interest at heart, but I do mind my privacy being invaded by those who do not. In fact I mind it a great deal most of the time, but sometimes there is not much you can do.

So what have I been thinking about? Sometimes I feel like the whole world already knows and I hate that, because my thoughts are private, and anyone who cares about me would respect that. I don’t care if a few close people know my thoughts, but not the whole world.

Even MORE Shit SB Says

Even the Catholics don't understand the Catholics, so don't ask.

More Shit SB Says

Everything is funny until it happens to you.

A Blast from the Past: Scary Jesus

Why are the Catholics always trying to fancy shit up? Jesus didn't wear an elegant silver crown, you bunch of dumb fucks. It was a crown of natural thorns! Get that shit straight. What's wrong with realism you fuckers?

And also, I suppose the three hearts on the crown symbolize the Holy Trinity. Whatever. Nobody understands that Holy Ghost fucker.

An Enlightening Conversation

I never have understood why tall guys go for the short girls.

Because you can hold them up against the wall and nail them.

The Resolution on this Bitch Sucks, but I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

Bubba is still my favorite President. Fucker was still a hotness even with that Grizzly Adams shit going on.

Fashion Tips for Women from a Guy Who Knows Dick About Fashion.

This shit made me laugh.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

Shit SB Says in a Comment to Ms. Moon

I detest the Facebook. I've got enough damn friends. I don't need more. I can't keep up with the ones I see face-to-face. Fuck that shit.

It's hell being popular.