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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
An Enlightening Conversation
I never have understood why tall guys go for the short girls.
Because you can hold them up against the wall and nail them.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Ha!
Hmmmm....
This made me laugh so hard, and then I thought of my parents. Thanks.
Dear SB, you make me laugh xxx
Good observation!
Tall guys always gave me a neck ache.
May,
I thought of your folks, too. I know your mama will have something interesting to say about this.
You crack me up and I love you so.
SB
Christina,
I live to make you laugh.
Love,
SB
Melly Mel,
Thanks for dropping by. You know SB loves you and your little dogs, too. Laugh.
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