Friday, July 16, 2010

I Don't Have Dick to Say Today

If that changes, I'll be back, if not, then have a fucking rip-roaring weekend all. Inspiration is a flighty bitch, and I don't know whether that ho will make an appearance or not today. We shall see, motherfuckers. We shall see.

26 comments:

Gabriella Moonlight said...

I've been reading you for a spell now and I appreciate your honesty and of course love the famewhore squirrel...LOL!

Hopefully inspiration will find you today!!!

G

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for reading, Gabriella. I am honored.

So far no inspiration, but the day isn't over yet.

Love,

SB

Jennifer Rains said...

Hey SB, Just a shout out of hello, and we all know we have those lousy days...may the flighty bitch of inspiration bite your ass soon. Otherwise, what does it matter, we still love, love, love you!!

Have a great weekend too.
Love,
Jenn

Ms. Moon said...

Perhaps a drink at lunch will cause the muse to come visit.
You are beloved.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jenn,
Thank you, doll. Love you.

Ms. Moon,
Perhaps. It couldn't hurt. You are mas beloved.

Kathleen Scott said...

Summer doldrums. Folks here do margaritas or go float a river to revive.

Have a great weekend and pet all the kitties for me. Harry says hello.

The Dish said...

You are uninspired because you are sending all those good vibes my way! Love to you. Lord knows I need them!

Reeny's Ramblin' said...

Have a wicked awesome weekend!

Big Mark 243 said...

Well damn... have seen your name dropped in a number of journals and now I start to follow you, and your muse grows silent... dag!

Uh, sorry for the gender reassignment. I guess when I thought of being a 'bastard' I immediately thought of a guy. How is that for sexual discrimination?

Anywho, be well!!

Jeannie said...

Love you Babe.

Have a great one.

We need a review on the vibrator too. Cuz I might want to buy one some day. Like tomorrow.

Denny Coates said...

Yes, that flighty bitch is likely to stand me up but I keep coming on to her. And then I think, I am a man who will die, so I need to do something significant today. Sometimes that turns her on.

white rabbit said...

Maybe just sing the teapot song...

I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here's my handle (one hand on hip),
Here's my spout (other arm out straight),
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out! (lean over toward spout)


works for me...

;)

wv: facts

Syd said...

Sometimes I feel so uninspired--I think that was a song from Traffic. Have a good weekend SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
Margaritas sound good (on a Monday morning--how sad is that?). I love dear Harry.

Love you, too!

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
GOOD VIBES. GOOD VIBES. GOOD VIBES.

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Reeny,
It was awesome. Hope yours was too.

You are loved,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
You crack me up. I hope your weekend was swell.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
The vibrator sucked. It was a cheapy. Not big enough or vibrat-y enough. I need a chainsaw model. Laugh.

Love you lots.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Denny,
That was great. Laugh. I just love you and Kathleen and Harry. Please hug Harry and Kathleen and tell them it's from SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
I feel ever so cheered up now. Laugh.

Syd,
I can dig it, my brothah.

Love you two,

SB

Sandra Moreano said...

Hope you are soaking up some summer goodness.

Kathleen Scott said...

Thinking about you...

Nellie said...

I frickin kick myself everytime it's been a while since I checked in on your hilarious genius. I'm gonna write on my hand in permanent marker: If you feel like killing someone, just check out SB's version of the world and the sun will shine again...and no one will be maimed..
You're a funny bitch, for sure.

Love, Nellie

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
Thank you. Everything is cool. Just not inspired to write. Maybe my bitch muse will come back. Laugh.

Nellie,
Glad I made you feel better. Love you. Thank you for your kind words.

Brother Frankie said...

random comment on a day with nothing to say..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7JkFW5nwMQ

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bruddah Frankie!
SB loves you. I will check this shit out. Thank you kindly.