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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
26 comments:
I've been reading you for a spell now and I appreciate your honesty and of course love the famewhore squirrel...LOL!
Hopefully inspiration will find you today!!!
G
Thanks for reading, Gabriella. I am honored.
So far no inspiration, but the day isn't over yet.
Love,
SB
Hey SB, Just a shout out of hello, and we all know we have those lousy days...may the flighty bitch of inspiration bite your ass soon. Otherwise, what does it matter, we still love, love, love you!!
Have a great weekend too.
Love,
Jenn
Perhaps a drink at lunch will cause the muse to come visit.
You are beloved.
Jenn,
Thank you, doll. Love you.
Ms. Moon,
Perhaps. It couldn't hurt. You are mas beloved.
Summer doldrums. Folks here do margaritas or go float a river to revive.
Have a great weekend and pet all the kitties for me. Harry says hello.
You are uninspired because you are sending all those good vibes my way! Love to you. Lord knows I need them!
Have a wicked awesome weekend!
Well damn... have seen your name dropped in a number of journals and now I start to follow you, and your muse grows silent... dag!
Uh, sorry for the gender reassignment. I guess when I thought of being a 'bastard' I immediately thought of a guy. How is that for sexual discrimination?
Anywho, be well!!
Love you Babe.
Have a great one.
We need a review on the vibrator too. Cuz I might want to buy one some day. Like tomorrow.
Yes, that flighty bitch is likely to stand me up but I keep coming on to her. And then I think, I am a man who will die, so I need to do something significant today. Sometimes that turns her on.
Maybe just sing the teapot song...
I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here's my handle (one hand on hip),
Here's my spout (other arm out straight),
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out! (lean over toward spout)
works for me...
;)
wv: facts
Sometimes I feel so uninspired--I think that was a song from Traffic. Have a good weekend SB.
Kathleen,
Margaritas sound good (on a Monday morning--how sad is that?). I love dear Harry.
Love you, too!
SB
Dish,
GOOD VIBES. GOOD VIBES. GOOD VIBES.
Love you.
Reeny,
It was awesome. Hope yours was too.
You are loved,
SB
Big Mark,
You crack me up. I hope your weekend was swell.
Love,
SB
Jeannie,
The vibrator sucked. It was a cheapy. Not big enough or vibrat-y enough. I need a chainsaw model. Laugh.
Love you lots.
Denny,
That was great. Laugh. I just love you and Kathleen and Harry. Please hug Harry and Kathleen and tell them it's from SB.
White Rabbit,
I feel ever so cheered up now. Laugh.
Syd,
I can dig it, my brothah.
Love you two,
SB
Hope you are soaking up some summer goodness.
Thinking about you...
I frickin kick myself everytime it's been a while since I checked in on your hilarious genius. I'm gonna write on my hand in permanent marker: If you feel like killing someone, just check out SB's version of the world and the sun will shine again...and no one will be maimed..
You're a funny bitch, for sure.
Love, Nellie
Kathleen,
Thank you. Everything is cool. Just not inspired to write. Maybe my bitch muse will come back. Laugh.
Nellie,
Glad I made you feel better. Love you. Thank you for your kind words.
random comment on a day with nothing to say..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7JkFW5nwMQ
Bruddah Frankie!
SB loves you. I will check this shit out. Thank you kindly.
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