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Friday, July 9, 2010
Sharing My Weekend Joy
My new vibrator arrived today. Happy weekend to me!
LOL enjoy !! The beat one I have found lately is a pair of his and hers made by philips they look ... well not like a vibrator as since my son used to think it was a phone..:) I have started to change my choice of sex toys and this one works and looks ok xx
Is it one of those things that looks like it fell of a sputnik satellite..? If so how the hell ja know what goes where?? Or is that half the fun... ;-)
and you told me that fridays weren't good for you because of the Viking - now i know the truth! still looking hopefully forward to one week after Bastille Day.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
16 comments:
I want one. But I'm too - something - uptight?
Well, it's good to know someone will be having a nice weekend! You go, SB!!! You so enjoy those Good Vibrations!!!
So glad someone's catching a buzz.
HA enjoy it and have a happy weekend!
LOL enjoy !!
The beat one I have found lately is a pair of his and hers made by philips they look ... well not like a vibrator as since my son used to think it was a phone..:) I have started to change my choice of sex toys and this one works and looks ok xx
Dear SB, that's hilarious. Have a great weekend! Love you xxx
You won't need that with the Viking, right?
A good weekend for you then! :0) x
:D
Is it one of those things that looks like it fell of a sputnik satellite..? If so how the hell ja know what goes where?? Or is that half the fun...
;-)
and you told me that fridays weren't good for you because of the Viking - now i know the truth! still looking hopefully forward to one week after Bastille Day.
Well that's nice... :D
Apparent;ly there's a new car seat that vibrates when a vehicle goes in the blind spot (do keep up at the back) which sounds a touch distracting.
I bullshit thou not.
ps Why can't they invent a male vibrator?
Very exciting. I love new toys
Don't forget to drink plenty of fluids. New toys are sooo much fun! ;)
now that is something to celebrate!
Jeannie,
Recommended babe. Laugh.
Christiejolu,
Thank you! Glad to see you back here.
Ruth & Christina,
I love you two. I really do.
Syd,
It's a happy ADDITION to The Viking. Laugh.
Gledds,
You always make me laugh. You are loved.
Morgaine,
Happy to see your comment here. My sex toy is a happy ADDITION to The Viking. Wahoo!
White Rabbit,
I totally believe you. That shit is weird.
Michelle, Maggie, Steph, and Melly Mel:
Mwa! SB loves youse.
Thanks to all for reading. I love my motherfuckers!
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