Friday, July 23, 2010

To Answer the Damn Question: What Is a Candle Party?

It's a party where there are eats and drinks and where a motherfucker can buy over-priced enchanting fetching motherfucking candles and gaudy glittery candle holders and whatnot. Evidently from the barrage of stupid questions asking what a damn candle party is, they mostly take place in the Midwest.


white rabbit said...

Is it like a tarts and vicars party but with added candles?

And where do the candles go?

*puzzled look*

All This Trouble... said...

Well, SHIT SB! We never dreamed you'd be caught dead at a Partylite kind of affair. We've got'em. We just don't GO to 'em! Snicker.

I assumed you were in some sort of trancendental garden with a labyrinth and chakra candles or something. Guess I mistook your sarcasm for true enchantment. Don't worry. Won't make THAT mistake twice! HA!

Love you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
NO, tarts and vicars would actually be fun. This is the Midwest. Fun is anathema here.



Sarcastic Bastard said...

ATT Dear,
Fat chance and I love youse back.

Have a great weekend. Tell Joe I said yo, just because that shit rhymes and shit.

Ms. Moon said...

The very concept of a "party" to which you invite people to buy over-priced shit no one needs makes me cringe and embarrassed for the entire human race.

North West London Girl said...

Yup, sounds pretty obvious to me. xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
We'll just look at it as entrepreneurial and an excuse to drink.



Kathleen Scott said...

Texas does every kind of selling-stuff party--candles, housewares, cheap art, jewelry, kitchen goods, tupperware, soap, elephants (just checking to see if you're awake).

I try not to go. But sometimes for friends...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Unfortunately, I am awake, since I'm at work. Laugh.

Thanks for reading me. Have a great weekend!



The Dish said...

I STILL have one of their cult members that emails me to try to get me to host a party after attending one 2 years ago. 2 years! Don't you think that brain washed bimbo would figure out by now that I don't want your bad mojo in my house?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Uhm, yes.

Love you.

Syd said...

Never heard of one unless a lot of people getting stoned looking at candles counts. I think there are tupperware parties here.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

It counts. There are damn Tupperware parties here, too.