Friday, July 9, 2010

Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Her Idol, Ms. Moon

Puppini has butt worms. I have to go pick up a pill at the vets at lunch and jack it down the little bitch's throat. She is a hell cat. This should be fun!

[SB will likely return to work with semi-coagulated blood dripping down my arm. None of my co-workers would blink twice.]

9 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I just edited my latest post because of your masterful use of obscenity.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'll be over to check that shit out. I am avoiding the boring project I am currently ass-behind on. Laugh.

Jeannie said...

Poor baby. You. I mean.

You are loved back.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Yes, let's hope the butt worms don't sweep through all 7 cats. That would be the suck.

You are loved mas!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

My dad puts a jumper on his cat then holds the arms and everything tightly so there's not all arms and legs and claws flying about! That or a tea towel from the neck down. Not easy to give a cat a pill! xx

Syd said...

Try a pill gun. It really works.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

We recently had an outbreak of "ass-serpents" in this house too. Little fuckers were dragging their asses everywhere! Luckily, dogs take pills much better than cats.

I'll donate skin for skin-grafts if necessary. :)

ElizabethLynn said...

When my newest cat got butt worms, the vet gave her a shot instead of a pill. THANK GOD. I think it would be easier to force a pill down a Russian mobster's throat than a cat's.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
I would like your dad. Definitely. Thanks for the tip.

Thanks, Syd!

I love you Melly Mel.

ElizabethLynn,
Thanks for visiting, babe. Come back often. Also thanks for letting me know about the shot. I wound up with a topical solution. Thank Christ.