Monday, July 26, 2010

Even MORE Shit SB Says

I think I need a shower. I smell like a migrant worker's ass.

15 comments:

Denny Coates said...

I trust the shower helped.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Denny,
IT DID!

Jeannie said...

How do you know what a migrant worker's ass crack smells like? Hypothetical question. If you actually know, I don't want to hear about it.

Kathleen Scott said...

How did the househunting go?

Ms. Moon said...

Showers are proof of god. So is Tussy deodorant.

Christiejolu said...

That can't be a good thing...

Big Mark 243 said...

I just noticed the 'shiftless mofo's' that follow you. Glad to be counted among them since I think hygiene is overrated! (actually I don't and can be a bit prissy when it comes to that, but it was fun to say otherwise!!)

Maggie May said...

glad your shower was bootiful.
oh
i'm
lame

Syd said...

I have not smelled one so I can't compare but it must be bad--maybe like hot peppers or onions, depending on the region.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

EWWWW!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
It's a figure of speech, Ed.

[I love that quote from Edward Scissorhands.]

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
Thanks for asking. Househunting on hold for awhile.

Love,

SB

The Kid In The Front Row said...

Nothing like a bit of racism with a morning shower.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kid in the Front Row,
Yep. Damn tootin.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

And also, it's my fucking blog, I'll say what I want.