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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
15 comments:
I trust the shower helped.
Denny,
IT DID!
How do you know what a migrant worker's ass crack smells like? Hypothetical question. If you actually know, I don't want to hear about it.
How did the househunting go?
Showers are proof of god. So is Tussy deodorant.
That can't be a good thing...
I just noticed the 'shiftless mofo's' that follow you. Glad to be counted among them since I think hygiene is overrated! (actually I don't and can be a bit prissy when it comes to that, but it was fun to say otherwise!!)
glad your shower was bootiful.
oh
i'm
lame
I have not smelled one so I can't compare but it must be bad--maybe like hot peppers or onions, depending on the region.
EWWWW!
Jeannie,
It's a figure of speech, Ed.
[I love that quote from Edward Scissorhands.]
Kathleen,
Thanks for asking. Househunting on hold for awhile.
Love,
SB
Nothing like a bit of racism with a morning shower.
Kid in the Front Row,
Yep. Damn tootin.
And also, it's my fucking blog, I'll say what I want.
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