Wednesday, July 28, 2010

A Blast from the Past: Scary Jesus

Why are the Catholics always trying to fancy shit up? Jesus didn't wear an elegant silver crown, you bunch of dumb fucks. It was a crown of natural thorns! Get that shit straight. What's wrong with realism you fuckers?

And also, I suppose the three hearts on the crown symbolize the Holy Trinity. Whatever. Nobody understands that Holy Ghost fucker.

9 comments:

Jeannie said...

Looks like a bunch of pineapples growing out of his head! - Probably supposed to be the glow of the Holy Spirit or some such. I don't understand why the heck the Catholics keep him dead on the cross.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jean Jeannie,
Even the Catholics don't understand the Catholics, so don't ask.

Syd said...

Interesting how the different depictions are though--whole classes are taught on this.

Mr.Mischief said...

That is a Mardi Gras getup on his head if I ever saw one..he must have been showing off those savior tatas to get that instead of beads.

Omgrrrl said...

I think Jesus was a showgirl.

michelle said...

That Ghost Fucker cracked me up. Oooh the irreverence

xoxoxo

michelle said...

HOLY Ghost fucker. Don't want to misquote SB's ass.

more xoxoxo

ElizabethLynn said...

Whoa. Except for the blood and nails, Jesus looks like he could be heading to Mardi Gras.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I'd fall asleep in that class. Laugh.

Mr. M,
That was funnay.

Omgrrrl,
Laugh. Me too.

Michelle,
Love you. Thanks for reading the crap I spew.

ElizabethLynn,
Welcome babe. Jesus was a party girl. Laugh.