The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Today Is My Idol, Ms. Moon's, Birthday
All you bitches head over to her blog and wish her a Happy fucking Birthday. Don't disappoint me.
Omgrrrl, Welcome, babe. Adoration returned. Please come back often and be a part of our loving, but dysfunctional, family here at Sarcastic Bastard. You have an express invite.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I was there and wished her a wonderful day. Sounds like she had a great birthday week.
Oh, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. I do adore you.
Syd,
Yes, it does.
Ms. Moon,
I adore you mas, I assure you.
Anyone who adores Ms. Moon, is someone I adore.
Anyone who uses the F-word as much as SB is also someone I adore.
Omgrrrl,
Welcome, babe. Adoration returned. Please come back often and be a part of our loving, but dysfunctional, family here at Sarcastic Bastard. You have an express invite.
Love,
SB
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