Friday, July 9, 2010

I Just Like the Damn Photo, Okay?

Actually, it's all shades of gross, but it made me laugh. I don't know who the fuck it is, so don't ask. It's some old fucker doing his morning constitutional or some shit.

Perhaps we should all take a few moments out of our day to do this pose. Then, we too, can live to be an 80 year old fucker like Ankle Grab Guy here. You can LEARN good helpful shit from the elderly if you are not too stuck up and egotistical (I'm talking to you young bastards who read my crap. If you'd put the damn iPod down for a minute and do this pose, it could conceivably make you live longer. I don't know why I waste my damn time, you youngsters are a bunch of dumb worthless cunts. I weep for the future.).

12 comments:

Lori said...

Hmmmmm....I wonder if he is chanting or waiting for a lady of the night to throw oranges at his ass? I can't decide....xxoo

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hard saying, Lori. Laugh.

The Dish said...

He looks like he is about to shit out an elephant.

Ms. Moon said...

Really? I think you should have your own TV show. Forget that Shit My Dad Says shit. You're the real deal.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Dear Ms. Moon,
THANK YOU. Now that's a compliment!

Jeannie said...

It's a yoga pose I think. I vaguely recall doing something like this. But I did it way better.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I'm sure you did do it way better. But cut this dude a little slack. Motherfucker is OLDER than dirt.

Ms. Moon said...

WHY is he wearing a hat to do yoga?

Anonymous said...

This is a modified version of "Happy Baby" pose. Full pose would be to grab the bottom of your feet, rock back a bit more and point the bottoms of your feet straight up, like your balancing a pizza box on them. Breathing, your knees will inch toward the floor, spreading your pelvis and airing out and juicing up the privates. Great pose, and I'm glad this dude is doing it. SB would like the shit out of it. L7

white rabbit said...

I think he's practising for the local senior citizen 'light your own farts' competition.

Such dedication is to be commended.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I think he's stuck.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Dude is older than dirt. Probably forgot he had it on.

Anonymous,
Thank you. Happy Baby, huh? Do they have a Happy Fat Ass pose? Bet I could do that one.

White Rabbit,
Perhaps, my English brothah. Perhaps.

Mel,
Could fucking be.

Thanks for the comments all.

SB