Monday, July 26, 2010

More Shit SB Says

Motherfucker is so dumb, he needs a recipe to make s'mores.

8 comments:

Jeannie said...

I've never had a s'more. Sad but true. I need a recipe. We had weenie & marshmallow roasts all the time. Why didn't we have s'mores?

Kathleen Scott said...

Now THAT is good.

I thought about you today as I drove out of Austin. I was clicking through radio channels and a stentorian voice issued from the speakers: "Now, God is the most special person in heaven. (Pause) But behind him are 24 thrones and on the 24 thrones are 24 elders. And each elder..." I clicked off to limit the brain damage.

The original Amway pyramid?

Ms. Moon said...

Maybe he's just old. Just saying....

Christiejolu said...

LMAO!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Graham crackers, Hershey milk chocolate bars, and fucking toasted marshmallows. There you go.

Must not be a Canadian thing?

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
Now THAT made me laugh. Thanks!

Love,

SB

Findon said...

I will not ask HOW you know what a migrant workers ass smells like. Lots of love and hope you are well..... You sound it

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Findon,
Actually, I don't. It's artistic license, buddy. Laugh.

Love returned. Hope the remodeling is going well.

SB