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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I've never had a s'more. Sad but true. I need a recipe. We had weenie & marshmallow roasts all the time. Why didn't we have s'mores?
Now THAT is good.
I thought about you today as I drove out of Austin. I was clicking through radio channels and a stentorian voice issued from the speakers: "Now, God is the most special person in heaven. (Pause) But behind him are 24 thrones and on the 24 thrones are 24 elders. And each elder..." I clicked off to limit the brain damage.
The original Amway pyramid?
Maybe he's just old. Just saying....
LMAO!
Jeannie,
Graham crackers, Hershey milk chocolate bars, and fucking toasted marshmallows. There you go.
Must not be a Canadian thing?
Love you.
Kathleen,
Now THAT made me laugh. Thanks!
Love,
SB
I will not ask HOW you know what a migrant workers ass smells like. Lots of love and hope you are well..... You sound it
Findon,
Actually, I don't. It's artistic license, buddy. Laugh.
Love returned. Hope the remodeling is going well.
SB
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