Friday, July 23, 2010

Comment to the Lovely Mrs. Miss A. About the Damn Candle Parties Being a Particularly Midwestern Phenomena

Mrs. Miss A.,

Since you're about the only motherfucker that didn't ask what a damn candle party is, and you're in Michigan, I do assume that it is more of a Midwestern phenomena. Lucky us!

I am ready for the stripper pole fad to get to us.

Love,

SB

6 comments:

Terena said...

they happen in Nor Cal too, but I think by people who wish they lived in the Midwest.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Terena,
Doesn't everyone wish they lived in the glamorous Midwest? Laugh.

Thanks for reading and commenting.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

gawd the parties i've been to!

tupperware, pampered chef, home interiors/ tupperware, undercover wear, mary kay (where they made me look like tammy faye).....the list goes on and on.

if they combine the pole party with the sex toy party imagine the benefits!!!


xxalainaxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mrs. Miss A.,
If your ass lived closer, we bitches would hang. I love you for your mind. Laugh.

Love to Guinness and to Mr. M. (not in that order necessarily),

SB

Jeannie said...

We have all those stupid home party scams here too. My sister has been involved in pretty much every one of them. She always invites me and I always try to embarrass her for doing so. She has done Tupperware (twice), Mary Kaye (twice - thank heavens I'm allergic and excused from those ones), Pampered Chef, Weekenders, Partylite. Actually, I've been to a sex toy one too but not at my sister's - and a lingerie one too now that I think of it. I'm wondering now why I didn't buy me a vibrator (BOB) except that I didn't need one then.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Oh Jeannie, poor you. I hate those damn parties, unless there is liquor involved, then a bitch can stand ANYTHING.

Love, love, love,

SB