I mean, do you think I'm paranoid? I keep thinking the people in the car ahead of me are talking about me.
Uhhhhmmmmm.
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Well, maybe they are. But here's what they're saying, "You see that chick in the car behind us? She is SO hot!"
Other person: "And she looks really smart, too."
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
You are loved.
I have missed you. What have you been up to?
If you have to ask if you are paranoid, you most likely are.
And i have missed you around the interwebs...
This is funny, SB. Love it...could one be more paranoid than that? I think that dog just looked at me funny...he hates me!
Love ya,
Have a great weekend!
They should hear what the people in the car behind them are saying. They would break out the aluminium foil and make a damn hat! xxoo
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