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Thursday, July 29, 2010
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Right after the honeymoon, a woman packs away the sexy underwear and unpacks the granny panties. Beware motherfucker! You have been warned. There is an expiration date on sexy.
Ooh girl, you ain't never lyin'!! I think women do that crap just cause they can.
But I think what is worse is the 'pootie tag' game, leading a cat to think he might get a litle 'sumthin' if he cleans the extra room only to find out that her cousin is coming that night for a month long stay!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Ooh girl, you ain't never lyin'!! I think women do that crap just cause they can.
But I think what is worse is the 'pootie tag' game, leading a cat to think he might get a litle 'sumthin' if he cleans the extra room only to find out that her cousin is coming that night for a month long stay!
What a freakin' gyp!!
Big Mark,
Clearly, you KNOW what you are saying, buddy. Laugh.
You are loved.
If sexy were as comfy as granny - if we still got dinner and a couple of drinks before he wants to take them off - I'm sure there's more reasons
An expiration date on sexy--maybe the same for men sometimes.
Or better yet, she knows the baby is coming not soon after and there is not time for sexy when sleep calls ur name!
Jeannie,
Amen, babe.
Syd,
Definitely.
Dovie,
Could be. Could definitely be.
Love to all,
SB
One of the many reason I love my lady who is perfectly pleased with my men's y-fronts.
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