The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Monday, July 12, 2010
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I should write romance novels. Actually, I am the LEAST romantic person alive. Sex is a damn biological urge like taking a dump. What can you do? A bitch has got to procreate. That shit is MANDATORY.
I believe in recreational sex. Good for the psyche and the body. Just have a word-smithing question about this post, you're procreating now, not just playing around? Will there be a little SB in the next year?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Hormones run everything.
I feel swept off my feet all of a sudden!
I believe in recreational sex. Good for the psyche and the body. Just have a word-smithing question about this post, you're procreating now, not just playing around? Will there be a little SB in the next year?
Mandatory! Necessary! Like breathing.
Amen, keep on preaching the truth!
Syd,
Yes they do.
Jeannie,
You are one of the least fucked up people I almost know. SB loves you!
PF,
Who wouldn't? Laugh.
Kathleen,
NO WAY. Laugh. Actually I was just referring to our biological urge to do sexy times in order to procreate. Love you.
Dish,
Yes indeedy.
Mr. M.,
I do what I can. Laugh.
Love to all!
SB
Dear SB, very funny! I would read it if you wrote one though!! Loved Kathleen's comment and your answer... xx
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