The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, July 9, 2010
Shit SB Says While Watching a Stupid Motherfucker Slide into a Stop Sign
Dude, the Universe does not care that your dumb ass is in a hurry. Gravity is one unforgiving bitch.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Amen to that!
SB apoogies for not being round for a while, things are hetcic here. Hope you are well, you certainly sound it. Much love
Ever walked into a lamppost? I have. Had to go hospital to get my eyebrow stitched up... akh!!
Dish,
I hear ya, babe. Amen.
FINDON!
I love you. Great to hear from you, as always.
Gledds,
Yes, but no stitches luckily.
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