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Thursday, July 29, 2010
Shit SB Says
It's good to be bisexual. It doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Yeah, baby.
I'll be damned, I never thought of it that way! Hmm, I need to change my eHarmony profile.
Those are pretty good odds.
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