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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Fashion Tips for Women from a Guy Who Knows Dick About Fashion.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
The guy will be lucky to ever get laid.
Tit curtains! Good stuff. Good stuff.
I break every one of those fashion rules. Which is fine because I will never meet or mate him.
*snort*
he's right on the money about the hollister store.
xxalainaxx
Hilarious! Bloody crocs are everywhere! The tunic dresses made me laugh too and I can't wear those caps I just look wrong xx
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